Name: Claire O’Connell
Age: Under 30
Occupation: Physio/Team dogsbody
Favourite Position: Anywhere she’s put
Roll of Honour: Finishing a game in one piece. Claire also thoroughly enjoys signing herself up for events that she has no intention of doing any training for.
Occupation: Mr Woolfe’s Bouncer
Favourite Position: Further from the goal posts the better
Roll of Honour: Club is Killiclogher so unlikely.
Name: Ruth Keating
Favourite Position: Breaking legs on the slopes
Roll of Honour: Orla Murphy’s Protege and Young Meterologist of the Year
Name: Andrea ‘Pepper’ Corrigan
Age: Older than she looks
Occupation: Did a degree in PRO but doesn’t know anything about Twitter
Favourite Position: Hasn’t tried them all yet so hard to choose
Roll of Honour:The only person to ever applaud someone for scoring against her.
Name: Joanne Butler
Age: Wouldn’t tell
Occupation: Something in an office
Favourite Position: Anywhere the ball won’t come to
Roll of Honour: Whiz on wheels! Completed the Grand Fondo 2015
Name: Ruth Millar
Age: Looks about 19 I’d say
Occupation: Pretends to do something at a desk
Favourite Position: As far from midges as possible.
Roll of Honour: Plank Challenge winner 2015
Name: Tara Poulson
Age: old enough to be married
Occupation: PE Teacher
Favourite Position: Forward on a good day, first day of hangover bench, second day of hangover Goals
Roll of Honour: Plays hockey too so might have won something there?
Name: Aine Brislane
Age: Only a baby
Occupation: Professional Cross fitter
Favourite Position: In a Cross fit gym
Roll of Honour: Loves Crossfit did we mention?
Name: Lisa-Marie O’Mahony
Age: Younger than she looks
Occupation: Professional Derry man Hunter
Favourite Position: Anywhere as long as they enjoy being fouled
Roll of Honour: Hasn’t killed anyone in a game yet. Apparently NEARLY scored a goal from mid field but only one witness.
Name: Sinead ‘twinkle toes’ Flannery
Age: Age is just a number
Occupation: Enjoys kids bones
Favourite Position: No choice but to love Goals
Roll of Honour: World Irish Dancing Champion and illegitimate cousin of Michael ‘Flannery’ Flatley
Name: Clodagh Murphy
Occupation: Masters Whore
Favourite Position: Too rude to say
Roll of Honour: Won something in Junior but that doesn’t count. Official Team Piggy Back Giver and Piebald Pony Show Winner.
Name: Mariead O’Sullivan
Occupation: Yia Mass Shareholder
Favourite Position: At work
Roll of Honour: Continuing to make Yia Mass THE place to be in Bristol even in a recession.
Name: Gemma Sherman
Occupation: Abacus manufacturer
Favourite Position: If she had her way the bench
Roll of Honour: Miss Agriculture Kilkenny, First Place in Charolais Bull Breeding 2009-2015 Ballyragget Show
Name: Dani Smith
Age: 21+ VAT
Occupation: Ironwoman challenger
Favourite Position: Forward line
Roll of Honour: Understanding various Irish accents and communications with Leprauchans
Name: Kate O’Gorman
Age: Thinks she’s the baby of the team
Occupation: John Freida Brillant Blonde Shampoo Model
Favourite Position: Forward line
Roll of Honour: County Team Player, Ammonia and Peroxide Free
Name: Jess Norris
Age: Granny of the team
Occupation: Professional Popper
Favourite Position: Nippy wee Forward
Roll of Honour: Ask her to pop for ye
Name: Lisa Dervan
Favourite Position: Knee deep in defence and the other knee half way to midfield
Roll of Honour: Natural Blonde. Lasted 7 minutes as Rory McIllroy’s official caddy only to be replaced by a golf hating, no armed, one eyed cyclops who pulled it with their teeth.
Name: Corrina McElduff
Age: Tabatha workouts make you look younger
Occupation: Professional Head Hunter/recruiter/blackmailer/Use whatever means possible
Favourite Position: In the Bushes mooning the world
Roll of Honour: Cleverly Rejecting possible advances by WG mens by creating ‘Mark’ her very own virtual boyfriend.
Name: Miriam Crowley
Age: Who knows
Occupation: Pulling out your teeth
Favourite Position: Which sport?
Roll of Honour: Completing a marathon while playing a game of camogie and football at the same time.
Name: Niamh Coffey
Age: i guess 26
Occupation: Nicks Secret Agent
Favourite Position: Anywhere but training.
Roll of Honour: The only team member with her own Cheerleader Posse